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If I Had Breasts,

If I Had Breasts,

Me thinks I wouldn’t mind so much

Were you to fondle them,

upon your every whim.

Were you to walk up unannounced and nuzzle,

I shouldn’t think I’d get upset.

I think it wouldn’t anger me

When you pawed at them in public.

They are wonderous things – your breasts

Twin symbols of your strength, and beauty

In life, and motherhood.

So please,


Stop slapping me.

By Howler (but of course!)

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