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Beavers

Thars Beavers in that river
It's fun to watch 'em shiver
I'd like to get a sliver of that pelt

In the rain or stormy weather
I'd hone it like to leather
And use it for a tether, or my belt

Fo when the youngin tried to try me
when they whine & curse & lie me
They woun'nt get on by me w/out  welts

I'll beat dem kids like peasants
with sores for tiny presents
Their ass all luminescence, wot i dealt

Cause when them kids transpire
I'll light there ass on fire
Yes that is the desire, wot i felt.

And, then, there's,
them Beavers in that river
It's fun to watch em shiver
Yes, I'd like to get a sliver o that pelt!

W. A. Mogollon

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