ARIES - Dear
God, please give me patience...and could you do it right now?
TAURUS - Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
GEMINI - Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
CANCER - Dear God!!!
LEO - Dear Me, help me to contiunue to be me, in all my glory?
VIRGO - Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time.
LIBRA - Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?
SCORPIO - Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the bastards don't deserve it!
SAGITTARIUS - Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.
CAPRICORN - Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
AQUARIUS - Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
PISCES - Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
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