list of People I would kill if I were an Axe Murderer!!!
What you are about to read is intended solely for comedic purposes. Please do not take it upon yourself to harm the people listed here.
I was sitting at my computer, cyber stalking er uh I mean chatting with some victims uh I mean friends and it dawned on me that if I were to put my mind to it I could easily become an axe murderer. I mean, I do have a lot in common with such a person. For example I do have a lot of free time on my hands, which is definitely necessary to be an axe murderer. I also have a lot of pent up frustrations and anger. Oh yeah and last but not least I am intelligent and it does take a bit of wit to outsmart your prey.
To be a successful axe murderer you must have someone to murder, so I have compiled a list of the people that I think might be good candidates. Let me know what you think and give me any ideas for my list that you think might be appropriate. Who knows, if I have any spare time I just might pay them a visit.
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