Obnoxious Boy Band
Nsync Tours Third World
(By 'Token Asian Correspondent' Julie Wong) (Photo by: I
NSYNC, on the heels of releasing their latest best
seller "Celebrity", have announced a short 14 day tour of third world and
'JC Chasez' explained the idea behind the tour: "We've extensively traveled the world
in order to allow our fans to give us their hard earned money. We've essentially tapped
the money available to pre and post-pubescent teens. We're now traveling to more naive
countries looking to take four years of wages from families in order to allow their
daughters to get a glimpse of the free market economy in action."
consider ourselves ambassadors of the American way of life," Added the one dude that
is Schtumping Brittany (Pickle) Spears.
However, Gladys Thedanajera, Director of Third World Economic Development for the
Manhattan-based New World Corp. is strongly opposed to the planned NSYNC tour.