feet entered witness protection to avoid persecution from unnamed High Ranking parties
still active in the Wildlife Preservation Organization. Fingers became known as Lenny 'The
Feet Gavano 'in order to avoid contact with associates from his former life. He was set up
comfortably in Tucson Arizona for several years until he was implemented in a large scale
racketeering operation involving the Floridian Bull Frog Mafia. He and members of the Bull
Frog contingent were Captured at the Hotel Congress in down town Tucson, drinking Latte's.
Lenny pled guilty to multiple charges of assault, extortion, and large scale blow fly
Fingers says of his recent escape
"My plan would have worked too, if it weren't for those meddling kids."
referring to his hijacking of a baby carriage, in which, he snaffooed an unsuspecting
aging couple into believing he was their grandsons stuffed Marion County Fair prize.
Fingers decimated the similar looking turtle the child had been carrying - dismembering
it, and leaving the carcass behind in various zoo trash receptacles.
"Well, the shell seemed a little harder, and I could have sworn it was purple and
green when we got to the zoo on Thursday but my eyesight sure isn't what it used to
be," says the addled grandfather. "We are simply shocked!" Says
Mad Fingers Lenny says
he was betrayed and cries foul upon his return. "Those red-ass baboons always had it
in for me." Mad Fingers says. Fingers story greatly differs from propaganda he claims
is being aired by the local media, stating that a conspiracy must be afoot, and that he
should have been half way to Carmel by now. Zoo officials are now maintaining that the
tortoise was apprehended near 62nd street after receiving an anonymous call Sunday
Other claims of mistreatment are now surfacing and
reports that former animal handler, Kendal Davis, was recently discharged after
unsubstantiated reports of sexual misuse of various zoo animals has not yet been
"Them Baboonzes asses was red before I even got my job here"
Kendal cries. "And they're a bunch of liars to boot."
The Red-Assed Baboons declined comment on either
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