|Fate Of 16 Cubans Not Influenced By Ugly Child
B. Gaywith and Jesta Phareek)
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Naturalization Services decision to deport 16 Cubans rescued off of the Florida Keys
last month was unchanged despite news of the death of one of the young refugees
Unlike the case of Elian Gonzales, 8-year-old Victor
Quinones and the 15 other surviving Cubans that were rescued by the Coast Guard July 4 are
to be deported and sent back to Cuba. Without delay.
Look at that angelic Elian.
are two completely different set of circumstances, said Cletus Shippman, INS
spokesman. First of all, Elian was cute as a damn button. He just came across
beautifully on the TV.
Victor on the other hand is a homely little bastard. Do you have
any idea what that would do for the ratings? He continued, "Hell, even Janet
Reno said that boy was homely. Now ya know that's one ugly kid."
(Photo by I. Stoalit)
official stance by the INS however, is that immigrants are the direct cause of all of
American societys problems.
butt-ugly little commies momma past on, Shippman commented. 19 others
that were on that boat died too.
Them damn Cubans are always a dyin like that. They
dont know no better. Asides, losin a love one does not give a body a automatic right
to enjoy the freedom of these here United States - God Bless 'em, All fifty of
'em,,,," Mr. Shippman may have continued but was suddenly distracted by my shiny
canoe left Cuba with 35 refugees packed into its tiny hull and clinging to the sides. Ten,
including young Victors mother Maria Quinones, are assumed to have fallen victim to
hypothermia after 7 days at sea.
Another eight were eaten alive by sharks as the rest of
the immigrants screamed the word 'Peligro!' repeatedly.
A word this reporter believes to
mean 'Shark!'. One man tried to swim for it. He has not been found.
go back to Cooba now, said Hector Mogollon, captain of the vessel, and one of the
survivors. We have been through so much, and all for the dream of living free of
Castros tyranny in the great USA. Hectors failure to pronounce the word Cuba
correctly brought on some suspicion.