Some Canadians that spoke with us, under the condition that their identities not be revealed, elaborated on the occupation. "I woke up and looked out the window and all the trees were gone! I said 'Hey, where's all the trees, eh?! Then I started breakfast and couldn't find any syrup. They didn't have any at the store, and I knew I was in trouble eh. I saw everone standing in line with bottles and buckets next to this big pipeline and some hoser in black selling syrup at a booth. I said 'What gives eh? Our land used to reek with trees and now these hosers have ruined it. I wish they would just take off, eh." It was explained that the Amish had overrun government forces during the cold and flu season and everyone was drowsy from a combination of cold medication and beer.
"Now they want to change our flag! They want us to
use that triangle they use on the back of their buggies instead of the Maple Leaf. They
want us to give up hockey and beer and take up quilting and cider! " cried one of our
sources. "When my bother told them to 'Take Off, Eh, they took him away and I haven't
seen him since." Some of the Canadians have went underground and formed pockets of
resistance. "I swear on my brother's grave, I'll die before I give up hockey and
beer. Oh wait!... He may not be dead yet! Sorry..."
Why the U.S. will not condemn or even acknowledge the Amish Occupation just goes to prove the involvement of the government with the UN/NWO/Amish alliance. If Canada has indeed fallen, then we are in dire straits! The Amish now have closed any avenue of escape to the north if they decide to begin take-over of these United States. If the Amish decide to move next to Mexico, this will prove that they are poised to close the pincers of Amish aggression, with us in the middle.
Can we sit idly by and let Canada fall? I say no! We are now meeting to plan a response to the Amish Occupation of Canada. We must not let our friends and neighbors to the north perish. Who then would become the 51st U.S. state?
"When they came for the French, I did nothing, because
I couldn't speak French and did not like Celine Dion.
DON'T LET IT HAPPEN HERE!! Take care and the best to you and yours,