The Following Story of George Bush battling the evil Hurricane Rita was Reposted from a forum. It has been altered slightly from the original and The ending was written by Our Own JestaFreak. Tills a lovely story of conflict and Americas sheer determination in kicking the shit oout of the evils of the world. Please go on to enjoy The story.
Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"
"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."
"o rly? How so?"
"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."
"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"
"Send in the Power Rangers"
*Power Rangers Theme*
"Good luck, Rangers"
"What?! The Power Rangers?!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"
All The Rest: "Right!"
I so rock
"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"
"Use your Dragonzord, Dudez!!"
"Me Does Likey Dragonzord."
"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"
bang bang bang
AMERICA!!111 Fuck Yeah!!!1!
SSSWWWWWOOSHA!! SSSWOOOSHA!! SWOOOSHA!!
Ummmm, Hey Junior, I think We Spoke to soon.
"Sweet Baby Jeebus! I can't watch!!!"
IS THIS THE END?!!!1 COULD WE ALL BE DOOMED?!1 GOOD GAWD
ALLMIGHTY, WHAT WILL WE DO!!1!
CLICK PAGE TWO AND READ THE REST OF THE STORY. AND HURRY!!1!
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